My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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