This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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