You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
