So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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