I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
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He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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