yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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