My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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