you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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