she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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