YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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