Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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