We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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