You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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