Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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