is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Iโve got a sex swing and lube, heโs not going anywhere soon
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