its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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