Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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