Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up