please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy