when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We talked him into tasing himself.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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