it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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