I can't watch pbs sober anymore
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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