SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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