Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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