Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
