I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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