yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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