Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
