It was confusing and full of hummus
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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