I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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