$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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