I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
