I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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