You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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