The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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