the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no you cant smoke seaweed
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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