i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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