some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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