I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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