Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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