Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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