i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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