Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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