and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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