My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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