your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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