tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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