So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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