Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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