Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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