I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I fill condoms, not promises.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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