He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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