you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
This is my gift to your gina
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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