These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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