2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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