how can u be prego again
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
