Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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