Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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