just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
