ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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