new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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