we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Help. Why am I so naked?
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